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The Husband was in a very splendid mood. In his magnanimity he called his wife and asked, "What's the matter with you ? Cannot you rise to the occasion ? Doesn't it hurt you ? Why don't you retort or get angry when I abuse you or when I get angry upon you or when I demean you? "
The wife replied, " But, I do protest in my own way !"
The husband was puzzled, " BUt how do you protest. I've seen you standing there and listening to all the curse I fling upon you. You never say a single damned word."
The wife replied, " But I have my own way of protesting . I go and clean the toilet !"

     * A woman wories about the future until she gets a husband

       A man "never" worries about the future  until he gets a wife.

     * A successful man is one who earns more money then his wife can spend

           IT WAS EXAMINATION time but for the four youths it was fun time. To get relaxation from the tension of studies  and preparations the foursome went to paint the town red. They had had fun, lots of beverages and armloads of girls, the works ! They spent the entire Sunday celebrating. The booze had its effects and they slept late into Monday, the Test Day. When they came to their senses time had run out on them.

           LIFE IS A COMPLICATED chain of events. You face the hustle and the bustle of a Railway platform. Nobody cares where you land. They've their own races to compete. In your own track you play the snakes and the ladders game. Only the ladders are too few and the snakes a bit too many. In this rat race remember what Dwight David Eisenhower said, " Unless each day can be looked upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss."